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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: ganondilf, via pizza)

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getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

(Source: freddifish, via nsome)

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urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via africandad)

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punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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(Source: alcoholicmother, via fuckyoubitchhahahahhahaha)

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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn
starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

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