diary-of-a-chinese-kid:

Not getting any sympathy for your problems or any praise for your accomplishments

(via humorrelated)

*loves being independent and spending time with myself
*wants to get married Tomorrow

(via ugly)

asian:
“ You wake up from an one night stand with Sharon that you met from tinder. She’s classy and amazing, and said that she was going to make you breakfast. You get dressed and walk out to the dining table, and Jonah hill is sitting there with a...